“You’re shit baaaaaaaahhhhh - you’re going ‘ome in a faaaakn ambulance you slaaaaaag”

Officer A3002 is Guilty of Misuse of Law http://t.co/P46lJqb

“Go on, have a little go on it”

RT @AwkwardEdMoment: Ed is among the high profiled Celeb endorsers of a Kilburn Indian restaurant, this isn’t even a joke! http://tumblr …

“This piece shoots nice, but dude, I’ma bounce out before drama goes down.”

“You are joking about putting breast milk in this cuppa though aren’t you?”

RT @martin_g_poyner: “You didn’t kill him did you?” perfect -> ‘David Cameron Looking Posh’ http://j.mp/jOIbrS via @chuzzlit & @posh …

See! How can I be called posh, my fingers aren’t completely webbed!

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, do you want to do us a favour sweetheart, will you throw down my blackberry?

“Honey, let me tell ya how I feel, I wanna make lurrrvvvvveeeee to you all night long uh”